{"product_id":"make-america-pay-again","title":"Make America Pay Again","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eMake America Pay Again — The 1 Trillion $ Man™ Tee\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cem\u003eShamocracy™ | Too Nasty To Stay Quiet\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe 1 Trillion $ Man Tee is for everyone who watched Air Force One circle above a golf course — while the scorecard of broken promises, economic chaos, and billion-dollar bills kept filling up. Line by line. Check by check.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eTHE TRUMP (Only 2 years) SCORECARD:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTariffs ✓\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIran War ✓\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTourism ✓\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWorld Economic Crisis ✓\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eInflation ✓\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCost of Life ✓\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTotal : $1,000,000,000,000\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eThe Details:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e100% combed cotton — smooth, breathable, zero loose threads\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e180g\/m² fabric weight — substantial but not heavy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eClassic unisex fit — relaxed without being baggy\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRibbed crew neck — holds its shape wash after wash\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePre-shrunk \u0026amp; bio-polished — what you order is what you get\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTear-away label — no irritation, no distractions\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSet-in short sleeves — clean finish every time\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eSizing:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eRuns true to size. Unisex cut. When in doubt, size up for a relaxed fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(Check our size guide before ordering — returns on wrong size choices are not covered.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWash inside out in cold water (max 30°C\/86°F). Gentle cycle. No bleach. No soaking. No direct sunlight drying. Low heat iron or steam only. Tumble dry low.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIgnoring care instructions may result in color fading or shrinkage — and we can't be held responsible for that.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cu\u003e⚠️ Important:\u003c\/u\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is a satirical political design based on documented public facts and economic data. All figures referenced are matters of public record. By purchasing, you confirm you are 18+ and understand the satirical nature of this product. Shamocracy™ is not affiliated with any political party, campaign, or government entity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePrinted to order. No returns on design preferences.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIf you think $1,000,000,000,000 in bills is a fair price for a round of golf and a good administration of U.S. Taxpayers money — this probably isn't your tee.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFor everyone else — The scorecard is his real handicap.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eU.S. Taxpayers just keep paying for it.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e★ Elected from verve, not to serve. But to eat. ★ 🖤\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eToo Nasty To Stay Quiet. 🖤\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PODpartner","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ XS","offer_id":49874936332536,"sku":"110U002Y04M02380547","price":33.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":49874936365304,"sku":"110U002Y04M03380547","price":33.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":49874936398072,"sku":"110U002Y04M04380547","price":33.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":49874936430840,"sku":"110U002Y04M05380547","price":33.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":49874936463608,"sku":"110U002Y04M06380547","price":33.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":49874936496376,"sku":"110U002Y04M07380547","price":33.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":49874936529144,"sku":"110U002Y04M08380547","price":33.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 4XL","offer_id":49874936561912,"sku":"110U002Y04M09380547","price":33.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 5XL","offer_id":49874936594680,"sku":"110U002Y04M10380547","price":33.33,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0834\/6193\/1256\/files\/store-1783403114870-0271757621.png?v=1783403119","url":"https:\/\/shamocracy.shop\/products\/make-america-pay-again","provider":"SHAMOCRACY.shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}